A mildly attractive and insecure male or female who aggressively sucks penis in order to maintain sexual and social relationships. Hose monsters suck dick because they feel as if they have to, and becoming a hose monster is typically a result of sexual abuse during adolescence.

Source: Richard Hatless, Portland, OR

Hey man, do you remember your old girl from college? She wasn't that great looking, but couldn't get enough semen! Sure is nice to have a hose monster around every now and then. Once, that hose monster sucked me off 3 times in the same day dude. Shit bro, sorry I never told you.....

hose monster by Richard Hatless June 13, 2008

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hose hop

The intricate act of hopping on one foot while trying to get a sock or hosiery on the other foot. (verb)

I love watching my girlfriend doing a hose hop when she gets dressed.

hose hop by Gadget King January 17, 2011

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Hose ass

A form of mud butt with the added detriment of swamp ass. It is both uncomfortable and horrifically rancid.

Man it's so hot out. That bean burrito was a bad choice." "Yeah, I know what you mean. I have gas, but I'm terrified of squirting some hose ass.

Hose ass by Vaginasaur April 16, 2011

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hose rice

An event which an Australian bets on; an Australian horse race.

While in Sydney, I went to a hose rice and won money betting on the winning horse.

hose rice by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018

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