hoffice

Short for "home office". Term used by entrepreneurs who work from home but are unsure whether to refer to it as a home or office.

"Alright, I'll email the documents when I get back to the hoffice"

by Cyrus Ruffy May 3, 2012

hoffman lenses

1. The Sunglasses used in the 1988 cult classic film 'They Live' to see through overt messages in advertising and such, and to see which people are actually people and which people are actually aliens.
2. To wear one's Hoffman Lenses is to view the world through the lenses of psychedelic drugs such as LSD (Albert Hofmann being the scientist who discovered LSD.)
3. A reggae-rock band from Vancouver.

G-"Ya reckon we'll put on our Hoffman Lenses this weekend?"
R-"Yeah, why not; I'll get some 'cid off Gerald later."

by GLaz February 24, 2014

hofftastic

the word David Hasselhoff uses to replace the word fantastic

Your performance was hofftastic!

by menTrois September 12, 2009

hoffyslapped

When HOFFY or anyone kicks anyones ass in anything.

I Hoffyslapped daddy warbucks for 77 dotz last Saturday

by Hoder April 25, 2017

Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

Big rig hoffmann

a/an big rig hoffmann is a sexy alpha farmer that has a huge penis and is in love with Luke Wiethoff, the big rig hoffman is also an amazing farmer but complains about his bad harvest every year

Wow look at that alpha farmer male too bad he is a big rig hoffmann

by Aspergers=massburgers October 4, 2019

Jimmy Hoffa

Reigning hide and go seek champion.

"Son of a bitch, we've looked for Jimmy Hoffa everywhere! Tell him he's gonna miss supper."
- J. Edgar Hoover, ex-director of the FBI

by AgentSythe May 2, 2007