Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

by Baldmormon March 16, 2020

hinging

To munt in a glorious manner.

That bird is hinging! Folk that look that bad just should not be allowed out. Bloody hinger.

by MGh July 15, 2006

Hiking the Appalachians

Code for cheating on your spouse, significant other.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be hiking the Appalachians." -Gov. Mark Sanford

Guy 1: Dude, where were you Saturday night? I thought I'd see you at the club with your girl.
Guy 2: Nah, man, I was hiking the Appalachians.

by Bert-Bert June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

An unnecessarily bizarre and implausible cover story for marital infidelity.

I'm sorry, Carol, I can't go to your mother-in-law's Tupperware party this evening. I'm hiking the Appalachian Trail with that new secretary from the office... in Argentina.

by Abolish the Fed June 24, 2009

big honking

some thing or someone that makes an elephant seem small

befor Kirstie lost waight she was big honking

by jessica H September 8, 2006

honking

The sudden overwhelming stench of a recently (usually warm and squeaky) dropped fart that is so potent it can peel paint off the wall and even make the receivers nose fall off. These farts have also been known to have a blast radius of twenty feet and last a good ten minutes after detonation.

Man, your arse is absolutely honking

by Cal Landor November 12, 2008

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 20, 2013