a cold day in hell

the occurrence of something that will never happen

It will be a cold day in hell before we completely repair the damage done by rumors about the side effects of vaccines. After all, there will always be idiots out there. All we can do is try our best to debunk the issue.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2011

dirty hell

synonimous with "damn it," used to express consternation, displeasure, and frustration alike

"Hey Shaquanda, there is sand all over your sheets."
Shaquanda: "Dirty hell."
More effective if there is a notable pause between the words.

by Katy! July 20, 2002

Damned to hell by a bitch

The act of a bitch saying "God damn you to hell".
Then you slap her. She goes "Ow!"
She gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a bitch that you pissed off.
You tell your wife and she says: "That bitch!" then you slaps you.

You get mad and stab her. She says: "I hope you get 'damned to hell by a bitch' again you bastard!"
She calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for assault.
So we all learned something. Don't get a whore and/or bitch.

Bitch: Hey!
You: What!?!?
Bitch: Damn you to hell!
You: Gr! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* How that feel bitch?
Bitch: Damn you!!!!
You: I want my $189 back!
Bitch: I'm keeping it!
You: Damn it! I got damned to hell by a bitch!
You walk home
Wife: Where you been?
You: Shut up bitch! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Stab*
Wife: Ow!!! Help! WTF was that for?
You: Go the hell!
Wife: Damn you to hell!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
You: Crap!!
Prisoner: Get over here! And make daddy happy!

by MadeForDeathDEFINISIONS January 26, 2011

devil in hell

from shakespeares sonnets(i forget which one) the devil means penis, hell means vagina, putting the devil in hell means straight up fuckin.

After about 20 minutes of foreplay, I finally put the devil in hell and it was worth the wait.

by dracula June 21, 2004

Double Hell

A term to also say that you'll die after going to hell. Known as a second death.

"Would that make me double dead? Haha and where do I go? To double hell? Hah you're stuck with me bitch. Get used to it."

by Dominant Mafia Bitch June 24, 2021

Deader than Hell

Often seen or heard in the southern region of the United States, it is a terminology that refers to something being dead, or having been dead for a time. Often pronounced, 'deader'n hell,' given the draw of the person saying it.

Billy: "Lookie there, Cletus! Them there's a possum on the road. Looks like it might've got hit a week or so ago."

Cletus: "Mmm. Yep. Deader than Hell."

by MoronicDonut May 4, 2018

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary

A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is a movie in the process of being made documenting a normal week with every member of the ASMR Crew. It, while being a 100% true documentary on the lives of each member in the ASMR Crew also provides a new look into racism, sexism, and homophobia. With appearances by Father Ron, Al Qaeda, and professional hunter Darren, the standard poodle, A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary is the perfect Documentary, and always will be.

Guy 1: Did you see A Week In Hell: The ASMR Crew Documentary?

Guy 2: Starts vomiting out their insides

Guy 1: So, how was it?

by Pyrocynical is a furry November 12, 2019