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heffer

fat conceited girl, thinks she's all that
- thinks she's the hottest shit around
- Damn, that Bessy baby is such a heffer

-i know man she's so conceited and thinks she's so hot with her sparkly purse and tight jeans
by HereNthere November 1, 2009
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hefer

A word often used in Scotland when referring to a large famale. Possibly comes from the word hefty.
Get oot ma face, ya fat hefer!
by Stardog August 22, 2008
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Heffer

The fat steer on Rocko's Modern Life. He is a mama's boy most of the time and he is almost always hungry considering he weighs about 600 pounds.
"Hey Rocko, you got any leftovers?"
by Corb August 29, 2004
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heifer

a reallllllyyyyy fat ugly girl who thinks shes hot
that girl brook is a hoe but her friend abbyy damm she is a heafty heiferrrr
by sbo6 May 18, 2006
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Hefferthrusherment

Main Entry: Hefferthrusherment
Pronunciation: 'heff-er-thrush-er-ment'
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin Heffersher
Date: 14th century
1 : upsidedown I 1
2 : often capitalized : Chris is retarded
by Anastasia November 4, 2004
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Hefer chuck

a big ugly pig that a guy screw's cuz he cant be w/ the girl he really wants. She's big, fat, and ugly, and sleezy. She there fore has a hefer chuck (aka fat pussy meat). She'll screw anything, cuz she's lonely.
guy1: Mary has a nasty hefer chuck.
guy2:well how would u kno brandon if u didnt fuck that hefer chuck????
guy1: I was fuckin drunk man....
by Christine Marano October 8, 2006
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hottie-with-a-heifer

Hottie-with-a-heifer is a phenomenon, commonly refered to as "H wit a H". The sign of this syndrome is incredibly hot members of the male sex, who are either dating, partnered, or married with an exceedingly fat, beastly, obnoxious, and utterly disgusting woman.

It has been shown that the women are usually total bitches, who have the hottie completely whipped--the hottie has absolutly no idea how hot they are.
Cindy: "God Robin, I can't believe John is with that ugly,
fat bitch. He is way to hot to be with her..!"

Robin: "He's a hottie-with-a-heifer, Robin..! Get over it!"
by Cliffie-poo February 12, 2006
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