choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Dick head month

Dick head month is in May it's when u can mess around and be a dips hit

Stop acting like a dick head before I slap u

Yay its dick head month

by Daddy draco September 30, 2020

Dick Head

My roommate Chad

You're a dick head Chad

by Chad 2 May 15, 2019

Dick head Auto-Pilot

When someone is an utter asshole and are fake as a person

People in small towns are usually into dick head auto-pilot

by LoverofDilfs July 23, 2023