hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hambonejay

He loves to walk around with his meatless stick and shove in raw like the wing dragon of raw. He like to send thing to the dark dimension aka his butthole. He loves shoving his meatless stick in Jace's dark dimension and loves creaming in joyful pain while moaning next to his uncle. He also lets his uncles take turns fucking him until he has a orgasm.

I am stuck Hambonejay close my legs pls.

by Bustinginlittlekids August 15, 2023

Hampone

Prank device used to trick blondes named Hilary.

Hello "HILARY X"

Your yearly subscription of Hampone has run out.

To resubscibe for another year of Hampone, please press 1

To cancel all future subscriptions, please press 2

For a description of Hampone, press 3 now.

Thank you, your Hampone subscription has been reverified. Your total for the 2011-2012 yearly supply of Hampone is $27.68. You will be billed with your past imput information.

To change your billing information, please press "End"

For customer service, dial x - xxx - xxx - xxxx

Thank you

by Wize N. Heimer February 19, 2011

Hamlone Cuocanh

You use this phrase for a douchebag who try to play with your feeling. He will do anything to make your life become miserable. Fuck that shit!

He does it again! Such a hamlone Cuocanh!

by Rachanee March 3, 2018

Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...

I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.

by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018

Hamboni

A shirtless person cleaning off an ice rink with their stomach.

Eric is fantastic at performing the hamboni.

by Jimmy9923 September 24, 2019