halpert

When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."

Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section

by Sammy Franfurter January 2, 2009

havergal

an all girls school in toronto that has crazy girls and some of them really hot and in other cases really ugly. Some of them do drugs and drinks alcohal, trying to act all gansta.

Yo man did u see them havergal girls, DAMN they were hot

by lighthobo March 20, 2008

haverclown

A well off white kid from havertown that thinks they are from the hood. They talk and act just like the latest trendy hip-hop fad and act like they are poor kids from west, north or southwest philly.
or
wigger

Tom asked? Why is that rich kid acting like he's from the hood?
Joe replied, O he's a haverclown

by adud610 February 11, 2010

Halpert

Halpert(verb)
When your friend makes a bad joke so you overreact so he won't feel bad...

Example
Me: *Tells a joke*
Friend: omg so fucking funny I cant ahahah🤣😂🤣😂
Me: did you just halpert me?

by Thehoemaker December 26, 2020

Halpern

A person who you can blame anything on in order to not get in trouble by your parents.

Mom- "Son, I found this bag of pot in your room today"
Son- "Oh Mom, That isn't mine. Halpern was over here and was smoking pot, I'm sorry"
Mom- "Thank Heavens! I always knew you were a good boy. Oh, and that Halpern is not welcome here anymore!"

by Bluntsnakes December 30, 2010

Sex-Haver

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.

"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky

by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021

Go halves

To split the cost of a purchase in two with another person.

"Do you want to go halves?", "Let's go halves", "Can we go halves?", etc

by Mateo74 November 13, 2013