Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 17, 2008

Hagger wallop

The buzz you get from doing hagger.

Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.

by Jains April 6, 2009

haggot

verb: (derogatory) a slur against old people

“that haggot keeps staring at me”

by ppxD July 26, 2021

Goy haggler

A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.

The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers.

Did you budge?

Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage.

by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.

Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."

by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010

Cock-haggled

When a woman refuses to have sex with a male until the male does something she wants him to.

male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(

*the male has just been cock-haggled.

by Downtown44 March 16, 2010