Guitar

a precision tool with which the skillful ones can make the music this city is built on.

Jimi Hendrix is a guitar GOD.

by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005

bass guitar

a four stringed guitar (E,A,D,G), much cooler than regular guitar

i play bass, im kooler than you

by i have no friends October 29, 2003

Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar

the equivalent of Jesus coming down from heaven and playing a guitar.

person1- hey whats that immaculate music?
person2- its either Jesus Christ or Jimi Hendrix playing the guitar.

by guitarmusicman November 26, 2007

ultimate-guitar

Also known as UG, originally started as a guitar tabulature website, with a forum added later. It has become (one of) the biggest guitar site(s) on the internet, possibly one of the biggest sites on the internet. It is infamous among its members for the "Pit", its miscellaneous forum which acts as a black hole, doubling as a killer of social lives. The Pit is no killer,just pure filler, as its many thousands of viewers babble on and on, recycling 4chan memes, as well as spamming, flaming, and generally talking bullshit. Its power remains unexplained.

The rest of the site is relatively harmless, although stocked with both intellectuals and imbeciles as it is.

www.ultimate-guitar.com

Where lives once may have flourished, ultimate-guitar.com has taken them

by Mastabassist October 6, 2007

guitar hero vision

When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand

Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!

Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!

by Michael Mo. January 12, 2009

bass guitar

foundation of modern rock bands; person playing it is highly overlooked as a musician although most bassists are much cooler//more talented than guitar players

goes great with drums

guitar player: I'm a weak ass mofo compared to the bassist in our band

by ZEPOWNSYOU May 13, 2005

guitar hero wrist

where you have been playing guitar hero so long that your wrist gets mangled and deformed

"dude you have been playing guitar hero for a while, you might get guitar hero wrist!"

"what the hell, my wrist is all mangled and deformed!!!!"

"told you so..."

by oscar + jake January 3, 2007