gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Gurt

Hurts so good! Like When you get a deep tissue massage and it hurts but feels so good at the same time. It gurts!!!

It gurts when I get a massage, particularly after a good workout.

by LollyColly August 14, 2017

The Gurt

Funny short-hand for yoghurt.

Aah, he's gone to get the gurt!

by LazyNovelSilkWorm March 13, 2019

Gurt

Slang for yogurt.

Abbreviated variation on the term "yogurt."

Girl 1: OMG, I could totally go for some gurt!

Girls 2-4: OMG, OMG, OHMAGERHD, socited for some gurt!

by McHesp June 12, 2018

gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache June 4, 2018

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.

James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.

by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022