Gurning

a phrase or word witch means an individual who is desperate to masturbate. usually can see these through facial emotions or erotic behaviour stereotypically found in the young male with second name Corner.

Symptoms include
Grunting LOAD grunting, thrusting hip movements,adjustments in groinal region

Sorry boys no more ps3 now your going to have to go i need to masturbate. Or the new term I'm Gurning all those meanings brought into one.

by babyrod March 30, 2011

Gulping

When a woman, has a food inserted into her Vagina or Asshole. Can be with Speculum or Without. Sometimes she can be fucked with food inside, but this is not required. Then, she squats over the person who inserted the food and pushes the food out of her Vagina or Asshole into their waiting mouth below who gulps it down.

I just completed Gulping a cupcake from my girls Vagina.

by Da_man February 7, 2014

girping

the act of making fun of someone as a comback

he was girping on the teacher for giving him an F on his test

by felix105 January 30, 2008

gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.

Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.

by RichDangerously December 24, 2007

Gurpintinkle

When one releases urine from the anal cavity

"Oh man, you're going to make me Gurpintinkle."

by Nikolas C. September 28, 2011

Gumpingham

The largest city in Alabama, populated primarily with Alabama Crimson Tide fans, aka gumps.

"Did you drive straight home after the game in Gumpaloosa?"

"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."

by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011

Gumping

The act of doing/saying something really stupid, and making yourself look special needs to everyone around you.

"When that kid stubbed his toe and threw a temper tantrum, he was really gumping it."

"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023