cum guff

A fart or burp containing a gentleman's semen

Adam had been enjoying an evening of cottaging when he let rip a massive cum guff

by Biggest Boy ever June 20, 2017

Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.

Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.

by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011

burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.

What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.

by speechpath August 18, 2019

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round

Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on

by The Guffers August 14, 2011

guff-truck

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 2, 2009