Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.

Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent

by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011

Grant

A massive vagina. Another word for referencing a man as a "pussy."

Why dont you stand up for yourself and stop being such a Grant?

by cstrat71 December 15, 2008

Grant

Usually a guy who is short and has a small dick and has no friends most times they are nerds and rapist.

Your such a Grant

by wooshie23 March 28, 2017

granted

well, granted, its stevensons favorite word..................granted.andy moe

well im trying to teach about STD's here, granted.

by CROHNSON April 1, 2004

Grant

Bitch

Grant is a fucking bitch! But I kinda like him.........

by Beachy99 September 6, 2017

Grant

A pussy who thinks he knows everything, doesnt care about his friends, always talks about his penis ( starting to think he doesnt have one), has no respect for females, is a virgin for life

Grant speaks as if he know's what true pain is.
I heard Grant disowned that girl for being fat
He won't go camping because his mummy isn't there and its cold... What a pussy

by YoungManApples May 18, 2014

Grant

A big fat lardass nibba who is so bad at games he needs a keyboard and mouse against controllers on console. He needs every helping hand he can get to be good.

Barnt: *misses point blank shot on enemy*
Tyler: Man Barnt, you're such a Grant
Tyler *misses point blank shot on enemy* (But that's not important)

by TheTroller980 August 25, 2018