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You got me fucked up

An interjectional phrase denoting frustration due to a misunderstanding, assumption, claim or threat.
1. "Oh, you got me fucked up. I have never dated that man in my life."
2. "If you think I'm gonna let you leave my store without paying me, you got me fucked up."

3. "Yeah, you got me fucked up, bro. That's not a fair trade."
by princeoffacade January 17, 2022
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Got me fucked up

1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.

2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.
You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.
by WhoA May 27, 2014
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shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.
Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
by Darrel charleston July 20, 2008
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got the free

A phrase meaning that someone is not busy and don’t have anything to do; it is more commonly used when a person wants someone to come over when their parents aren’t home.
Tyler: You tryna fuck soon?
Hailey: Yeah, I got the free tomorrow!
by emcelijah September 25, 2017
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got it on lock

To be in 100% control of a particular situation, and to have previously orchestrated a favourable conclusion.
Dang Mack, "Why would you kick that fine girl to the curb?" Listen man, don't you worry about me, "I got it on lock"
by joey jaw breakers FLA March 9, 2010
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You got no jams

If someone says this to you, don't take it as an insult. Think of it this way, a cute, priceless baby that we musthink protecthe at all costs was told the same thing. Consider yourself lucky!!
Some hater: You got no jams
Me: So does Jimin and he is the cutest thing on the fudging planet bish! Ok bye.
by The Jam less Kitty Kat April 19, 2018
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those who got gets, those who don't don't

This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.
The wealthy politician said to his cronies, those who got gets, those who don't don't!
by I, Wreckerrr February 7, 2017
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