Gooning

Goon·ing goon·ing\ ˈgü-niŋ \verb. The act of edging all day, with any digital content that might possibly be arousing, culminating in masturbation sessions which often last over an hour. Gooning can devolve from an unritualistic act of pre-masturbation arousal into a purposeful all-day scrolling habit, in which the lack of satisfaction, or even skipping a day, may become physically painful. The sole purpose of scrolling social media is to serve the need to goon.

"What's her IG? Not for gooning reasons lol"

"You know you're a gooner when it feels like you have blue balls all the time!"

"I wouldn't want to have sex because I've gooned too much this week, and low key my entire sack area kinda hurts."

Gooning by changeyourface August 9, 2026

Gooning

Goon·ing goon·ing\ ˈgü-niŋ \verb. The act of edging all day, with any digital content that might possibly be arousing, culminating in masturbation sessions which often last over an hour. Gooning can devolve from an unritualistic act of pre-masturbation arousal into a purposeful all-day scrolling habit, in which the lack of satisfaction, or even skipping a day, may become physically painful. The sole purpose of scrolling social media is to serve the need to goon.

"What's her IG? Not for gooning reasons lol"

"You know you're a gooner when it feels like you have blue balls 24/7"

"I don't want to have sex rn because I've gooned too much this week, and low key my entire sack area kinda hurts."

Gooning by changeyourface August 9, 2026

gooning for the 1% 

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%

Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.

gooning for the 1% by mlhiss November 15, 2011

gooning and bating 

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

gooning and bating by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

gooning it up 

The act of spending money on cheap wine (usually in cask form) by a group to get intoxicated quickly.

Agnas
"We only got $10AUD and we wanna get drunk tonight, what should we do?

Mortimer
"I say that we should be gooning it up my friend"

gooning it up by TROYum May 7, 2005

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

Gooning (Kevin Style) by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Gooning session 

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

Gooning session by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025