goober

boyfriend who is a complete asshole yet at the same time so incredibly attractive

Greg is a goober since he didn't call.

by pissed February 20, 2003

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 17, 2008

goober

See twink

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 25, 2005

goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012