goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire. The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers December 02, 2006

goober

many of something; a lot of one thing

He has a goober of money.

by nyke January 09, 2008

goober

See twink

by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober

a term for Haitian people that isn't usually said with good intentions.

"He's such a goober. He can't even match when he wears black and white."

by KK From Around the Way May 12, 2005

goober

Another name for Mike

Mike: "Yo!"
Karie: "you are such a goober"

by Dally January 26, 2005

goober

batty boy.

I am goober the batty boy.

by Little miss btchy May 18, 2004

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 02, 2012