goffic

How assholes pronounce 'gothic'.

Preppy girl: Eww! Your a goth! Your soo goffic!
Goth girl: *sigh* It's GOTHIC. Idiot.
Preppy girl: Whatever! Your boyfriend is ugly!
Goth girl: I WANT TO DIE! *cries and runs away*

by americanbeauty August 12, 2007

goffo

'Awkward' in Italian

"...that's goffo."

by Johno! August 5, 2012

Goffish

Too be a pervert; talk about sex a lot; ask for nudes

“This dude at the bar was being so goffish, he kept asking to touch my butt”

by Brad Stover October 28, 2020

Goffy

A word used to describe people that glue their pubic hairs to the palms of their hands

A) *gives high five

A) why u got hair on ur hand

B) I’m a little goffy

by Chaffa777 April 15, 2019

goffwick

A small mythical cherrub with an extremely short lifespan who prances about uncontrollably until its demise.

Tommy was unstoppable on the dance floor as he fluttered around like a goffwick.

by whuffie September 27, 2005

Goffy

Goffy is a word that describes someone who is being goofy

Goffy was invented by my dear cousin. It’s a beautiful word and you totally use it. And if you don’t…I’ll have giraffes eat your toes and spit them into you mouth. Count your days…

by Spoonsmccoop October 2, 2022

goffeck

A person who dresses in black, mainly Goths but some skaters and metalers are branded by townies with this misprounaciation of the word 'Gothic'

eeerr beys, lets jump us a Goffeck!

by mr_jonesybop August 9, 2005