Goalie Mind

A person with goals
;defender of goals with agile flexibility
;goal inspired
;true resilience
;brilliant
I’m a Goalie Mind!

You focus like a Goalie Mind!
by GoalieMind April 11, 2021
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Goalie Killer

Noun. Is typically used for St. Louis Blues defenseman, Colton Parayko. Describes one who may injure a goalie with an intense slap shot.
“Hey man did you see what happened to Bishop in game 6 against the Dallas Stars?”

“No what happened?”
“Goalie Killer Struck him with his insane slap shot. Bishop took it and had to leave the ice.”
“Damn... the Bruins should watch out for the Blues while they have him then.”
“Yeah... I call Blues in 6.”
by DontTouchMyMayo June 05, 2019
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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
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Goalie sub

On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.
Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.
by Zeecatman August 19, 2010
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Goalie-ing

Goalie-ing a lazy form of Goalkeeping.
Isaac: “Are you going to bring your goalie kit.”

Jeremy: “ One and half hours is to long for Goalie-ing.”
by Doshyy December 08, 2019
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knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.
It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.
by drilldoe November 30, 2013
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