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Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject
Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012
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give me a break

"The accident wasn't my fault, so give me a break."
by jabbablaz January 13, 2014
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give it a miss

...to intentionally avoid doing something.

This is the most common usage - it generally doesn't mean rating such activity negatively, even if this is sometimes implied.
"Did you watch Love Island last night?"

"Nah, I decided to give it a miss."
by erniestour June 10, 2017
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Give your crush a kiss day

On october 22nd your allowed to kiss your crush ANYWHERE ANYTIME on the 22nd of october no matter what
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: WTF
You:its give your crush a kiss day
Crush: oh...ok kiss me again
by Ihaveacrush1 October 20, 2019
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Give me some sugar neighbor

When your neighbor just wants some sugar
by Versace wallpaper December 26, 2020
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give a heads-down

An idiom that refers to giving someone preliminary news that is likely to upset or depress them in some way, so that they can prepare for it.
I thought I should give a heads-down to you about the fact that our mental health clinic has just been purchased by Jeff Bezos!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021
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Charlie Give a Shit

A person (man or woman) who pretends to care only when it benefits his or her agenda. A phrase to describe an insincere, sociopathic person who furthers their cause using fake or false concern.
"You can't slack off all day at work and then get all Charlie give a shit when the boss comes around"

That dude could care less about this company until our investor comes around and then he's fucking Charlie Give A Shit
by Charlie gives 2 shits January 21, 2010
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