glompified

If you glomp someone, they have been glompified.

You have just been GLOMPIFIED!

by Jedi Master Luna May 17, 2006

Glory Hunter

characteristics of glory hunters.....

1. will often choose a big club which is guaranteed of years at the top bracket of clubs
2. have no connection to the club
3. foreign to the country and city of the club
4. will overuse club mottos (which makes it more evident)
5. never been to many games (if not any)
6. will never go many games ever
7. will use the excuse of geography to not go to games
8. have limited merchandise before the successful years (most likely none)
9. does not know the history, chants or culture of the club
10. always in the armchair during matchdays
11. uses the talk of tactics and transfers to compensate for the lack of all round knowledge of the club (history and culture of the clubs, attendance of games, lack of knowledge or care factor about the direction of the club off field etc.)
12. will not be effected by football tragedies as much as locals
13. will often be the most biased towards to compensate for the glory hunter status
14. will show more hate for other clubs to compensate for their glory hunter status
15. have a club in their own country, don't have the guts to support them
16. will never talk about the years before the club started to become successful
17. at games (if attended) will be the quiet ones who never chant or make a noise

Hi, my name is Coconut Baron. I am from USA. Never been to any games, only have 5 jerseys, only supported after 1999 and think i am a true manchester united supporter. I never miss a game on tv and always on the internet a minute after fulltime. I live too far away to attend any matches. I guess that doesn't matter. Glory, Glory, Man Utd.

person hearing that thinks "pfft, what a glory hunter lol"

by true football fan December 27, 2007

Glommer

Someone who steals or is quick to act greedy.

Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?

My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.

Me: Hes so grimey.

by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009

glory hog

a person who takes all the glory for himself.

Bernard Montgomery from the movie, "Patton", is a glory hog.

by jsv November 18, 2007

gloryfuck

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with a seemingly unattainable person, with the aim of achieving status and recognition from one's peers

"I would gloryfuck the shit out of Amie!"

"Brenda's not that hot, but she's definitely a gloryfuck."

by BingBobby August 14, 2009

glory hunters

These people have NO interest in their national team UNTIL the team becomes successful. All of a sudden millions of insecure souls CLING to every victory. It's a sorry sight, but quite common in England! Glory Hunters only follow a team while the successes roll in .... once the team does badly they look to another sport or team!

The England football team is very average. The glory hunters can't get their fix from soccer so they look elsewhere. Cricket was unpopular in England before August 2005. All of a sudden the England team does well in The Ashes. WHAM! Millions of people become temporary fans, until the success fades away. These people are glory hunters! In 2003 England won the Rugby World Cup, and many people jumped on the bandwagon. By 2005 most of these people had lost interest in Rugby, as the national team wasn't performing as well.

by I P Freely September 23, 2005

*glomp*

to attack with love in the form of a pouncing hug. The verb glomp is accompanied by "action stars" to show the act of glomping over the internet

A:OMG LONG TIME NO SEE!
B:*glomp*
a:can'y breathe... too much love

by Leekat July 3, 2008