glasses

if you just moved to the uk and left your glasses back un the usa and asked your dad to send them to you, it could happen that it takes him more than a year to send them. in that cases, you are so desperate and unable to see, that you start putting two hair ties on your eyes and calling them your glasses

gf: has your dad sent you your glasses yet?
bf: no but i got THESE glasses. *holds a hair tie on both of his eyes*

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

douche glasses

Large obnoxious sunglasses, typically in the "cop" or "fighter pilot" style, often with a mirrored finish, worn by college age men and women to signify that they are, in fact, douche bags.

"Check out that group of frat boys over there. They each have there own pair of douche glasses."
"What a bunch of douche nozzles."

by Bob Jolly September 10, 2009

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Glasses-Off

The action someone with glasses has to go through when they are about to bury their face between a womens legs.

Andy: What's Steve doing without his glasses on?
Josh: He's about to go Glasses-Off with that Thai girl who's been giving him a lap dance.

by soontobehall July 19, 2009

Rzepka Glare

a glare that is so intense it causes the recipient to leave and never return.

When she made that stupid joke, i gave her the Rzepka Glare. no one has heard from her since.

by aeronica/smolysee February 7, 2010

hotness glare

the glare that guys/girls get when looking at some nice person for the first time, that usually stops you from looking at them for longer than 1-2 seconds. usually takes repeated interaction with the person to get used to the glare, allowing you to be more comfortable around them

guy: yo dude did u see that nice hunny in our science class?
other guy: yeah but only for a second. Have to get used to her hotness glare before talking to her properly.

by jackster1287 September 23, 2010

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013