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ol' Geezer

A wife who doesn't listen to her husband or do what he says, but instead talks back while stubbing her toe on the coffee table, bed, ect. and then says meah!
Damn it Brandon, that Jennifer sure is an ol' Geezer.
by huston nut June 16, 2010
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Geezer Glide

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.
Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.
by dww459 May 22, 2009
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Geezer

The word given to a cockney male (East Londoner). A typical geezer is a man who dabbles in a bit of illegit business. Also with possible links to organised crime. Generally of white skin colour. Most likely place to see them is at a pub talking business with other geezers, they love a pint.
by JayeSBeCockney March 29, 2011
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Geezette

typically a girl who has the same characteristics of a Geezer, talks like a rapist, drinks like a sailor, smells like a freshly fragranced public toilet and dresses like Chimpanzee with lipstick. Typically reffered to as fur coat with no knickers.
Jesus! Look at Laura, she is a right Geezette innit!
by robenator June 29, 2014
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geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.
Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.
by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009
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Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.
Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.
by kintari June 11, 2009
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geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.
Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.
by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007
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