Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!

Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.

by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009

Gnuffer

A person who takes enjoyment from sniffing foul smelling objects.

Sniffing a tramps bike saddle shortly after he/she has disembarked would make you a Gnuffer.

by Winegums September 20, 2011

Gluff

A word used when reading or writing fan fiction about Gay Fluff.

Holly- did you know Sarah’s into Gluff now...
Jim- what???
Holly- Gay Fluff.
Jim-oh
Holly- and she loves it!!!

by Blakethesnake98 May 11, 2018

Gaff Gown

Basically a dressing gown, just sounds better

Gonna go and chill in my Gaff Gown

by CrackinBanter February 1, 2019

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.

Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021

free_gaff

the best meme page on instagram, raye is the biggest death note fae and knows everything about gevanni, a character with ten minutes of screen time. everyone in the uk knows of their existence and wants to date them.

"hey do you follow @free_gaff" on instagram"
"who doesn't"

by free_gaff gatekeeper 😛 March 21, 2022