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Chain of UK supermarkets, changed name sometime around 1990.
That's some cheap shit vino they got in Gateways at the moment.
by Ti September 4, 2004
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gateway song

Noun. When white people (see stuff white people like) use a single foreign song that has entered mainstream American music, generally through movies, to gain cultural entre into the music of an exotic country/region. By using pandora, related videos feature of youtube, or other tools for finding similar songs the white person is able to build a small, narrow understanding of music from a foreign place. The role of the gateway song is vital in the white person's understanding of a foreign music source because it will be the standard by which all other songs "discovered" in the genre will be judged. However, it is important to realize that the white person will never veer far from the gateway song.

Finally, it must be noted that white people are acutely ashamed of the gateway song because it proves that he/she was completely unaware of a genre of foreign music until exposed by the distinctly unauthentic mainstream media. White people would prefer to be exposed to "world" music from browsing non-chain record stores, study abroad programs, and non-white friends. Bonus would be a combination of a musical "discovery" while falling in love with a foreign person. However, since these more authentic methods of "discovering" "world" music are not always available, gateway songs are a necessary evil for the average white person.
Jai Ho-gateway song to bollywood, anything by Bob Marley-gateway song to reggae, anything by Sean Paul-gateway to reggaeton, 12 girls band version of Clocks etc.
by I-Heart-Shiksas September 16, 2009
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gateway to hell

is often times used to describe situations in which one's situation is FUBAR and or inevitable beyond any means.
Damn! The gateway to hell's been paved for HER!
by Ninja_Ph0x August 20, 2008
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gatward

a family with really smart and beautiful women in it
person1: omfg she is so smart and beautiful she has to be a Gatward
by yummycummychickendrummy June 28, 2017
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gateway drug

1. A sedative that you use in a tranquilizer-dart to render a security-guard temporarily unconscious so that you can pass through his checkpoint.
2. A marijuana joint that you use to bribe said guard into letting your pass through said checkpoint.
If Option #2 fails because the guard abstains from recreational-drugs and thus is not interested in your offer, then you may need to resort to the "airborne" gateway drug described in Option #1.
by QuacksO July 8, 2019
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Gateway Middle School

One of the worst junior high schools in America. It is located in Monroeville, Pennsylvania. It’s food is sourced straight from the undercooked food trash can. The homework is unimaginable for most students, especially Algebra I students.
Omg there pink in my buffalo chicken sandwich, and I had an hour of homework. Why is Gateway Middle School so awful.
by TrashCanBiscuit October 20, 2019
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The Gateway Academy

A school that has girls who are just whores and boys who just want sex.
Damn, you probably go to The Gateway Academy
by anonymous daddy 🥰 June 4, 2020
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