Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.
Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.
by sixonemountaineerzero November 17, 2010
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What's with those two? He doesn't really seem like her type.
She just has lonely goggles. It'll probably implode soon.
She just has lonely goggles. It'll probably implode soon.
by roninrox May 5, 2010
Get the lonely goggles mug.a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.
this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.
cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."
by koalabearluv November 25, 2007
Get the cube-goggles mug.The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.
by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009
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by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013
Get the unicorn goggles mug.a tan that appears only on the lower half of ones face. generally a result of alot of wintersporting in the sun. the goggles shield the upper portion of your face, while the lower part is still exposed to the sun thus creating a homer simpson-esque tan.
dude, i was up at riding copper for a week straight and it was sunny every day, now ive got this totally gnar goggle tan.
by zachar March 12, 2006
Get the goggle tan mug.condition caused by the unfavorable ratio of women to men at RPI. similar to beer goggles, except they don't go away when you sober up.
by joe bag o'donuts May 13, 2005
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