Funt

Funt; meaning “not funny”, usually used in a sarcastic situation, but could be used in a serious situation.

-made by Stick and Me.

*insert dad joke*

“funt. Didn’t laugh.”

by Alfredoisgay January 13, 2022

Funting

The act of fish hunting

Hey Mike wanna go funting?
I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass

by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022

Funt

A fucking cunt. Shortening of the two words

Micha, you funt

by ghostnut January 1, 2021

Slucking Funt

When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.

"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"

by SluckingFuntWhisperer December 29, 2021

Funt

A pejorative / slur for those who are addicted to or users of Fentanyl. Combines the words "fent" and "cunt". Funts are often found unconscious while standing, bent over perpetually at the waist, staring at the ground, or on the ground unconscious, surrounded by tin foil, straws and little blue pills.

I watched a Funt overdose. He died.

by CPL_Sal February 17, 2023

Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.

“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”

by zestworm April 7, 2024

Funt

Fun aunt

America’s cool aunt, a fun aunt — I call that a ‘funt’ — the kind of funt that will give you weed but then arrest you for weed. Can I win the presidency? Probably not, I dunno. Can I successfully seduce a much younger man, you better funtin’ believe it.”

by Eastsidesteve November 7, 2020