flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005

froosh

the act of pouring chocolate syrup on somones head and the abruptly hitting them in the nuts and or vagina with a sledge hammer.

The horrilby disfigured man lie there on the ground...he had been frooshed

by assbag hernandez December 28, 2005

Foosco

To repeat a joke so many times, it isn't funny.

The joke was Fooscoed after he repeated it to me the third time.

by Mike Klimentov January 15, 2009

foosh taco

when you scape to meat out of a taco and put it in a girls vagina, then fuck her, then take the meat and put it back in the taco and eat it with her.

man , last night me and my girl pout together a foosh taco

by humm dinger July 19, 2010

foostie

disgusting/putrid/over-ripe/mouldy etc
Scottish dialect (North East mostly), but has found it's way into wider British English

This sandwich is foostie!

by Penfold July 28, 2004

floosie

a cunt, slut, skank or ho who engages in wild revelry with tons of men at once.

"You're sister's a floosie! She must have had sex with 15 guys last night.

by matt September 17, 2003

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010