righteous heartache

Someone who breaks peoples hearts unintentionally, or can't help doing it.

Guy: My girlfriend just left me for no reason, she says she's really sorry.

Other guy: Wow, she's such a righteous heartache.

by apreacherman November 17, 2013

righteous

Righteouse means religious someone is going in right path.

Friend : look bro she is so righteous
Me : lower your gaze and get your eyes off you only look ones go ask her hand and marry her bro

by Midou :^) January 12, 2017

righteous bambino

A young rapper/music producer.

Have you heard of Righteous Bambino

by Youngest flexer January 10, 2018

Righteous

Means someone who has an infection and makes fun of TURTLES having sex

Look that turtle is gay and it's a piece of shit righteous

by CATA666 May 8, 2018

righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone

haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"

by heccarina June 18, 2018

Righteous

When you get something right you yell out "righteous" and act like it's very normal. And keep on going

"Ayy what did you get for 6.A" "I got -15" "righteous"

by Jo1nt August 11, 2018

Crighteous

To take the small amount crookedry that the lord bestowed upon your gangsternous in order to defeat unruly and unethical gangsters in the art of crookedry.

During the 2018 midterms Don Q and the DOD reduced their standards and became crighteous in order to fight fire with Fire.

by Chase Bank October 27, 2018