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foul peener

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
by Ténti December 30, 2013
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Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge

The ultimate alcoholic challenge where you have to drink four four loko in four hours
Chad: "Yo, bro, are you ready to take on the Four Hour Four Four Loko Challenge?"
Brad: "Yeah man! I can't to go to the ER!"
by Eric02 April 17, 2019
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Four Ticket Energy

He walked in the club with four ticket energy.
by oliguacamole September 3, 2021
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Four Fucking Pixels

A meme within the SCP fandom referring to a containment breach of SCP-096 that was caused by "four Pixels... Four Fucking Pixels" the photo was taken by a civilian on a mountain and the breach was caused by the same civilian
"Four Pixels"
"Four Fucking Pixels"
- Major Wilford
by WilliamW2010 February 5, 2023
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Chunky Fourth of July

When a dildo or otherwise penetrative sex toy is not available, one sticks a firecracker popsicle up an appropriately sized bodily orifice (most commonly the anus), and proceeds to pleasure themselves with said popsicle. After completion, the melted remains of the popsicle are then spurted out of the oriface for everyone to enjoy in a red, white, and blue funfest for the entire family to enjoy! Oftentimes, this is a widely celebrated event, and no patriotic display is complete without it. Those who partake in the activity must rigorously prepare for it with a diet of only prune juice, water, and essential oils for at least a week. If an American Flag is in the vicinity, it is always lowered to half-mast to appreciate the gravity of such a solemn affair. Should time allow after the ceremony is complete, grill hot dogs in the juices and fire a 21 Gun Salute for the troops.
Steve: "Fuck yeah, Bob said he's planning a Chunky Fourth of July tonight!"
Randy: "It's been ages, I sure hope he ate a lot of fiber this time. Last year we didn't even get any corn..."
by Micah Ken Yarmouth Sr. April 19, 2020
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The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.
Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.
by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006
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FourFourTom

FourFourTom is Twitter famous with him having over 95,000 followers. His tweets are posts about football which his gives to his followers as 'breaking news'. This 'breaking news' of course happened about five minutes before he tweeted it and would already be there for everybody to read on the Sky Sports Twitter page. This gives Tom a mass amount of retweets for each tweet despite him not really doing anything, often his tweets will be copy and pasted jokes from other Twitter users as Tom does not know how to use the retweet button but knows how to get a lot of RTs for himself. Clever.

More often that not, his tweets are posted via a website called Sulia. Tom gets paid every time one of these links which he posts gets clicked on, this is why he posts so many and often posts the link more than once. Normally, he posts a YouTube video or an image via a Sulia link rather than just tweeting it in the hope of him exploiting people for more money so the 'Arsenal' fan (he used to support Preston) can do anything to not a job and still claim to be a 'journalist'.

Tom often is very contradicting. For example, he once posted a tweet saying 'Remember that one week when Benteke was good?' and a few days after he received a tweet asking him if he would have Benteke at his 'beloved' Arsenal to which he replied saying 'definitely'.

How he has achieved this Twitter fame is anyone's guess but may God help us all.
"Hey, did you see that image that FourFourTom posted on Twitter?"
"Was it an image that I've seen 100 times before and posted via a Sulia link?"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
by SouthernSoftie June 1, 2013
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