play the skin flute

when someone gives head

"did she play your skin flute?"

by alex July 16, 2004

Penis flytrap

An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!

Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!

In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!





Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.

by Mark H May 15, 2005

P.F. Flyers

Posture Foundation Flyers. Similar to Converse, however, much "flyer."

I sure like my new P.F. Flyers "Bob Cousy: All-American"

by Dankassbong420bud April 1, 2009

Flyleaf

A great band fronted by the gorgous Lacey Mosley, the band has brilliant potential. The Band Orignated from texas and are all followers of the Christian Faith.

John: have you head that new band Flyleaf?
Jack: Yeah their amazing!

by Bannana Mosher January 16, 2008

skin flute

A one-holed instrument that plays best with quick hand movements and nimble finger placement.

Dude, that chick's embouchure nearly ripped off my skin flute!

by Silbo1975 April 1, 2010

flute

A flute is an instument made of siver and produces a tone that is the highest in a band(tonewise that is, although if you don't breathe properly, you get light-headed and start acting funny).

A flutes range varies on the experience of the person playing it.

A flute is concert pitch, which means you don't have to transpose

What a lovely flute you have!

by Janetjet March 21, 2005

Flute Section

"the flutes are the best looking section, consisting of the loudest, outgoing, and most random people in the marching band, and are yet, the coolest."

"Dude check out that flute section, they're so cool! I wish I was them!"

by t0astyt0es May 24, 2009