fonest

A derivative of the words "Fair" and "Honest" - Fonest

Created accidentally when a student started to speak with the intention of saying "to be fair" changed mid-sentence to "to be honest". The resulting speak was "to be fonest"

Can be used to take the piss out of someone, completely under miming what they have just said. Or to diffuse potential life and death situations, eg. an encounter with a hungry lion.

(abbreviation for instant messaging geeks: tbf)

1)
Mum: James, I think drinking a bottle of frostys a night is a bad idea...

James: Mum, to be fonest, you're a fuckin' idiot.

2)
Mufasa: Roooooaaaaaarrrrrrr (I'm gonna kill and eat you)

Antelope #1: I taste like shit... to be FONEST

Mufasa: arf arf arf

Antelope #1: fancy a beer and a game of snooker later?

Mufasa: aye sound nowt too shabby man...

by James Spencer Watson November 10, 2008

Flin Flons

A fatty pork sausage, similar to the Toulouse sausage, popular in the prairies. Called the "Flin Flon Sausage" on Wikipedia, or just "Tolousers" or "French sausages" in other parts of the Prairies.

"ON THE BARBECUE," screamed the host wearing nothing but a novelty apron with a pair of large breasts displayed on the front, "ARE BURGERS, FLIN FLONS, AND BISON STEAKS, CAN YOU HANDLE IT!"

by prairiedreamcatcher101 July 30, 2016

Fones

short for "headphones"

Hey do you have an extra pair of fones?

by BreadbasketGangsta March 3, 2011

flowness

When a guy gives a gal some oral pleasure. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body.

He gave me flowness last night (with hand motion).

by OT herb...boy to a boy August 12, 2009

Flores

A Flores is a person who joins the army for all the wrong reasons, and ends up sleeping underneath a set of stairs due to severe depression. You can spot a Flores very easily by noticing the black ink stains around one's mouth, the hispandex on the legs, and the name tape strategically placed in the wrong location.

You want to go to Office Max? I feel like pulling a Flores.

by Sternak, M. July 31, 2006

floner

The term for a boner, which you get while wearing a flight suit.

When that chick walked by, it was difficult to control my floner.

by AFMG July 11, 2006

Flores Fondue

An extreme sex act, in which one male or female must have a stoma on their neck, the other person, whether its a male or female (must wear a strap on) would sit on the others face facing their feet, anus directly over the mouth. and begin to penetrate the stoma on their neck for sexual gratification.

I wanna go crazy with you tonight, lets try the flores fondue and see if you like it.

by porksword_75 October 20, 2009