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porn flakes

also a musical group from Quebec

www.postedecoute.ca
/catalogue/album/43887
by popa October 3, 2005
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whore flakes

When a person is unreliable and cancels plans with you they're considered a flake. When you get upset with that person because of they flaked on you, you may call them names; in this case a 'whore'. So, by combining the two terms together you can call the person a whore flake. it can also be a noun being similar to a bowl of cereal.
dammit, that girl just served me a bowl of whore flakes.
by Darin and Jon April 21, 2008
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Fish Flakes

When one doesn't flush a toilet properly or the toilet doesn't completely flush, and there are flaky bits of shit floating in the water.
Alright, who left the fish flakes in the toilet?
by SLMk5 January 14, 2011
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Bran flakes

A ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit.
"I shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes"
by xxdeathbytoasterxx January 11, 2012
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Frosted Flakes

When a girl has pubic dandruff and you ejaculate onto her flaky crotch.
Jessica wanted to use Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff on her vag but I suggested we try getting kinky by frosting her flakes. After I was done I suggested Frosted Flakes to a good friend who also had dandruff
by Croblse December 18, 2014
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Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.
Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.
by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007
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frost-my-flakes

After much intercourse you will bend your partner over thenforth proceed to release spurm/ or ejaculate onto your partners back. then proceed to shake your hair rapidly releasing a snow like structure that is known as dandruff. this will only work if you can hold yoir spurm and not shower for weeks.
man 1: dude theres A serious white mountain lion in your bedroom. man 2: no dude me and the misses water has been out for sometime and she aske me to frost-my-flakes. man 1: lucky!!!
by jotcarlos March 2, 2011
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