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fidel is really horny i don’t know how people deal with him. but he is the nicest person with the biggest dick you will ever meet.
Omg fidel was in my bed last night!!!
by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023
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Fidel Castro

What the actual fuck is the top definition, why is everything on this shitty website so oversexualized.
Everyone downvote that weird sexual definition of Fidel Castro! Regardless of if you like or hate Fidel Castro I think we can all agree to downvote that dumb sexual definition.
by I eat poop 69 June 24, 2022
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Fidel

When you flake out on your friends.

For example, no-showing for a dinner.
Derek: Where is he? The reservation was for 5:30 and it’s almost 6:15.

Jeff: He not coming bro. We got Fidel’d.
by BigDPentenberg July 30, 2022
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Fidel

verb; getting hit or hitting something causing one to fly uncontrollably
The earthquake caused my cat to fidel uncontrollably.
by bacon8 April 10, 2020
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luis fidel

Sarcastic guy, a little shy but with a lot of friends.
The friend u present to ur parents.
Luis Fidel is always making jokes with his friends
by swaggytherapist November 22, 2021
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fidel

Lord yonko they call him very cool guy but scared to show his face at times it’s probably because of all the nonstop jacking he does at times according to multiple sources he relieves stress by punishing his cat multiple times a day he’s a really cool guy but u do not catch him in the morning because his breath will hit u with something that could change ur mood But he’s a fantastic guy funny excellent and has a very dirty mind at times
by Djermy November 21, 2023
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When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!
by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024
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