fernando

fernando= 69 . enough said .

yo i heard fernando is the best .

yup. hes the definition.

by loltyper November 14, 2011

Fernando

Fernando is a super cool person and job wishes he could be like him but he cant so he dies just a little bit more inside. Fernando is super cool and can get with any girl he wants any time he wants he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants because he is so perfect.

Fernando fucked every girl in school

by kajdkljaskldjf April 18, 2008

Fernando

Typical mexican name for a guy, and a spicy one too. A Fernando is a dare devil risqué guy who will fuck anyone anywhere at any time. He is known for stealing hearts and breaking them. He is a chick magnet and he knows it. Typical traits of a Fernando: spiky dark hair, piercing dark eyes, dark skin and a deep and seductive low voice.
Typical personality of a Fernando: douchey, player, cheater, lady's man, hot stuff, the desirable one.

Girl 1: *takes a deep breath* OMG I went to a club last night and met this guy he was so dark and lean and mean and I lost my virginity to him and made out with him and he asked me out and I want him and I need him even though he's with another girl now- wait! I forgot to ask his name!

Girl 2: no worries, I guarantee that was a Fernando.

by Thetruthbetold December 10, 2012

Fernando

The name of any sexy person ever.

Hey Fernando, can we date?

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

dirty fernando

While the person is sleeping, you shave off their eyebrows and replace with fecal matter.

While John was sleeping, his friends did a dirty fernando on him; he woke up and rubbed his eyes, wiping it off.

by ese1024 January 2, 2011

fernando torres

Amazing spanish soccer player. He's only 22, one of the greatest strikers. he plays for spains national team and is the captain for club atletico madrid, his number is 9 for both teams. not only is he great at football (soccer) he's also great looking- hes got the eyes,smile, cuteness,abs,biceps,legs and ASS. HOTTEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER!

person : damn i saw this soccer player he was so fucking hot! but i dont know who he is, i just know hes number nine

me: o. thats got to be fernando torres! lol

by jess<3 March 6, 2007