Baby fisted

Punching a baby

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid

by Potlatch July 8, 2017

Fyre Fested

To be lied to/scammed/gypped in a big way. In relation to the 2017 Fyre music festival fail.

“Bro I was told I was gonna get paid for this and when I finished the job, they said “thanks! Drive safe.” And they just TOOK OFF without paying me! I totally got Fyre fested!”

by Hingle Mccrinckleberry February 1, 2019

Lich Fisted

The action of getting your inner organs ripped from your body via a single hand.

Becky got lich fisted by her dad, must have been a rough night...

by The rosser September 28, 2019

Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.

Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !

by E8Mart November 16, 2020

Gorilla Fisted

Having the overwhelming ability to tear up any and everything you fucking touch. Usually used in conjunction with "I didn't mean to!" after showing it to whoever's shit you just tore up.

"I swear to god, you are one Gorilla fisted motherfucker. You could find a way to tear up a cannon ball!"

by The MadTeaSipper January 26, 2024

Unexpectedly Fisted

An alliance with a very sore arse

I was enjoying my feast when MN unexpectedly fisted me.

by WAF 714 August 8, 2024

survival of the fisted

Maintaining anal and/or vaginal tension to near optimal levels (i.e. achieving ejaculation within 10 minutes of coital commencement attributed to frictional stimulation) after 2 or more sessions of ad metacarpal penetration

Porn Connoisseur: "Porn star actress of certain name is still vaginally pleasing male porn star actors after 4 sessions of ad metacarpal penetrations. I am delighted. This is what we call in the industry "survival of the fisted" my dear friend Jeremy"
Jeremy: "I am also delighted"

by TsiLLarkaS May 19, 2015