fuck nigga fee

When you are selling something and only want a certain amount, but added a tax for the purchasers prior bitchassness

"Aye bra u still got them ps for 12 "?

"Yup"
"Cool Fred want one"
"Fred a fucknigga it's 18 for Fred"
Fuck nigga fee

by Fasstliven February 14, 2014

K-fee

Ever been so wide awake? An energy coffee drink that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!

"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020

by zoombcake March 27, 2021

Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.

Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?

by BennyAllyface December 16, 2011

k-fee

A type of beverage sold by k-fee AG, a company in Berlin, Germany, but also by k-fee US inc. in Florida. It is sold as an energy drink, as gum, and also a type of latte. The most surprising thing is the commercials, which contain screamers. It shows a random video, until either a gargoyle or a zombie pops up at the end and screams. The most famous one is the "k-fee auto", which shows a white car driving down a grassy valley with relaxing music playing, until the car dissapears behind a tree and the zombie pops up and screams, followed by the slogan, "So wach warst du noch nie." (Translated: "You've never been so awake")

What is up with the commercials for this drink called "k-fee"?! They scared the hell out of me! Especially the one with the car!

by Fire_Starter April 13, 2008

Pita Fee

A surcharge added on for customers who are a Pain in the Ass.

He was rude, so I quoted him double. If I'm taking his business, I'm gonna charge a Pita fee.

by LittleMarkBerry February 6, 2010

choosing fee

the amount of money a prostitute gives her pimp upon the contractual agreement (most of the time verbal) in order for the arrangement to proceed.

"i stole your bitch, and she done paid me the choosing fee of $5000, and she starts this evening"

"in order for you to embrace this pimpin', ho, you need to pay the choosing fee"

by notcaptsaveaho September 29, 2012

cakage fee

The fee a restaurant charges to cut and serve a cake when you bring the cake to the restaurant yourself. Similar to the corkage fee to open and serve your own bottle of wine.

We were surprised that the restaurant charged a $22 cakage fee at our daughter's birthday party.

by Marty Garnett January 13, 2008