fewhale

a mix of the words "female" and "whale". used to describe a really fat lady.

bob said rosie o'donnell is a man, but i think she's just a fewhale.

by YAHHHTRIKYAHHH December 24, 2009

fecal synchrony

The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.

by PositiveZero March 7, 2007

fecal bukkake

It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.

You can never truly wash off a fecal bukkake.

by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007

fecal matter excretion unit

A very intellectual word for an asshole fecal matter obviously being shit, with the excretion unit being the asshole.

I just squeezed a big log out of my fecal matter excretion unit.

by Chode bone November 15, 2006

Fecal dumpling

A small oblong shaped piece of feces that would look otherwise tasty if it wasn't made out of poop.

Dude, come to the toliet and check out my fecal dumplings and brown sauce.

by B0dizzy September 21, 2005

fecal freckle

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.

Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.

by Tybor June 19, 2008

Fecal Venti

Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.

;)

Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."

Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"

by Triple Sac March 16, 2011