Leaky Faucet

When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet

Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o

by Nswan July 9, 2011

Vietnamese Faucet

The act of defecating on a woman's breasts, then titfucking her until you jizz on her face or chest. Then make her eat the poo.

Jeff: I gave Mindy a good Vietnamese Faucet last night.

John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!

by dinotaur December 11, 2010

Knocked a faucet

screwing someone over is knocking a faucet.... if lunch starts at 10 and you are counting on someone to bring you your food....and than he doesnt show up.... He "knocked you a faucet".

if youn planned to meet someone at a certain time it is good to show up....dont knock them a faucet

by arojac June 24, 2004

Leaky Faucet

This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.

T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)

by T-Bone.UNL September 30, 2007

flesh faucet

the dick of a man who can drop a ton of man relish on his unsuspecting partner

Peter North made Christy Canyon take a drink from his flesh faucet.

by deezinutz April 30, 2008

Brass Faucet

Peeing on someone's face after sodomy. Ideally in the person's mouth.

O man, jizzing up your butt really makes me need to take a leak. Open up for a Brass Faucet.

by sogoodalways April 9, 2009

mexican faucet

When you eat so much Mexican food that your anus proceeds to leaks dirty brown water.

Timmy just ate 439 burritos and he knows that tomorrow morning he will get Mexican Faucet

by HoobJoob November 8, 2013