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Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.
"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"
by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009
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Feathering

Moving a controller like a game pad or joystick in slight intermittent nudges. Used to avoid moving too far in a game with overly responsive character or vehicle movement. The opposite approach to blindly charging in, thrusters on full. Might be needed to get a character right to the edge of a ledge in a platform game before making a particularly difficult jump.
Dude, you've got to use some feathering to get that ship in to the landing pad or you're going to crash.
by WRM3 May 25, 2011
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Festering Fucktangle

A triangle of Nazis, racists, and child molesters.
"I'm so old, I remember when mainstream Republicans were basically decent people with differing views on economics and not a festering fucktangle of racists, Nazis and child molesters"
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. August 12, 2018
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Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.
We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.
by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008
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flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
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relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.
I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.
by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020
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festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.
I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.
by Micro67 May 8, 2010
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