firing off some knuckle children

Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house.

by Stoggit October 21, 2005

Farting Around

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

by DUMPY March 23, 2005

inward farting

The act of holding a fart for so long that it reverts into your stomach.

I had dinner with my girlfriends family and I was so gassy that I was inward farting.

by OneLastCigarette February 24, 2005

farging

Alternet for fuckin'

"this is farging gay"

by ~Ellen~ December 9, 2006

French-Farting

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.

Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”

by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

out farting in the rain

A euphemism for having nothing important to do and a lot of free time.

He’s probably out farting in the rain!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 7, 2019

Farmingdale High School

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

by Daler94 October 24, 2011