farting

1) Air coming out of your butthole sometimes accompanied with feces when you have the flu.
2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter.
3) A good reason to make fun of someone.
4) A good reason to be friends with someone.
5) The possibilities are endless!

Gosh where to start?
Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer.
Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"

by Krusty Fordola July 28, 2003

shadow farting

This is a person that silently farts , calculates the density and rise of the vapors to coincide with his or hers movement to a different location before the fart becomes known to the fartees, therefore knowing that the concentration of the blame will be at the opposite end of the crowd, the sly coward joins in on humiliating a completely innocent person.

Betty's nephew at Betty's graduation party: Jack ! did you do that, did you cut the cheese, it had to be you, jeez !!!

Jack Blushing: No ! No ! I swear I didn't do it , no I way man, somebody had to be shadow farting , I didnt !

Betty's Nephew : yeah it was you Jack, I saw your face squirreling just before you let it !

by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

A supposed insult that office PC users use to mock their best friend's weight when they get yelled at in a Fortnite game. The exact meaning behind the phrase is still unknown due to the creator's refusal to explain himself, but many assume it refers to massive gastric inflations in one's body.

Friend: "I told you to revive me."
Office PC user: "I couldn't hear because of your fat asshole farting toxic!"

by queque12345 February 8, 2022

Fardin

Fardin is person who always chill and stressed Free

How you feel right know fardin

by Mohd ismail January 10, 2018

farking

replacement word for "fuck"

Damn! I stubbed my farking toe!

by MayokeOni October 27, 2003

Farting In Real Smell

When a fart emitted by a person smells like the food they have recently eaten.

Dude, that fart smelled like a burger! I'm farting in real smell again...

by maw999 May 3, 2009

Farrington Situation

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

by FalseAfied January 13, 2010