fapachino

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapmaster

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.

by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

fapathy

A lack of desire to masturbate.

I have had fapathy for a while now. I haven't touched my penis in four days.

by ULTRAMAGNETIC BASE-HEAD January 4, 2009

Fapasaurous

The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.

Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.

- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.

- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.

The fapasaurous was found hunched in the corner

by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010

Fapathon

The art of fappin in a horrendous fashion. To fap for countless hours, days or weeks.

My mother caught me in one of my Fapathon's the other night Jim.."That sucks." Said Jim.

by Exodous September 18, 2008

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014