False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.

Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!

by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010

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false hangup

Hanging up on someone (not really) and talking shit about them to someone else while they can still hear.

Casey: Oh my god, i was talking to Shannon last night and i false hung up on her and said some bad stuff. Then she called back and told me she heard. I was so embarassed.

Steven: I hate False hangups.

by me278 July 02, 2007

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False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 06, 2008

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false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.

Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008

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false alarm

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.

I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.

by Joseph/Laura October 25, 2007

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