facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Facebbatical

a rest from logging on/using Facebook that could last for a week to a month. The user will stay facebbatical until something new and eventful thing happens in their life.

I am definitely going on a Facebbatical. Facebook is taking so much of my time.

by meiling2009 November 11, 2009

faceboast

Undaunted exhibitionism is the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

Faceblog

Using Multiple comments in a Facebook message to create a story, such as in a blog.

OMG, Have you been reading about Ed’s horrible United flight? He has been Faceblogging the whole thing.

by ebbb July 22, 2018

ex-facebeau

An ex-boyfriend who becomes friends with you on Facebook hoping to get into your pants again.

My husband is so pissed, Eddie, my ex-facebeau, just invited me to his art opening in Soho.

by dear frannie January 27, 2009

Faceblock

Blocking someone so they cannot find you on Facebook, for whatever reason.

"I faceblocked my ex so he wouldn't be able to stalk me anymore!"

Ty: "I don't know what to do...I defriended Laura on Facebook but she keeps friend requesting me. She doesn't get the hint!"

Angie: "Why don't you Faceblock her? Then she can't find you anymore."

by scorpio813 July 6, 2009

Facebonking

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011