theory of everything

Theory of Everything (ToE) is the point in quantum theory Level 4 where the entire data set of everything ever known to exist is resolved in a simple equation: Life = Zero or One (depending on the size of your shaft)

I was bummed out when I my wife died, but then I read about Theory of Everything in hustler magazine.

by Dr. Simulacra October 14, 2013

everybody and their mom

Used in place of "a lot of people"

Person 1: Did you see Jenny's "25 things" note?
Person 2: Yeah! Everybody and their mom is making one.

by Jamaal and Boquifa February 2, 2009

Everybody talks

this is the pansexual theme song.

“Omg is this everybody talks, I love it!!”
“do we need to have a talk?”

by Pan disaster October 5, 2020

its everynight sis

Awesome diss track made by Alissa Violet and Ricegum on Jake Paul

Dude go watch its everynight sis it's straight fire

by CrazyAnd20 July 14, 2017

Everybody k

It like a "fuck you" or a whatever simplified in a simple k form.
Like when you send a long paragraph and get the response of k
Short simple answer: everybody k = i hate everyone
__________
Usually said after something irritates you or you have negative feelings about something.

Exp: everybodyk , starbucksk, donald trumpk, so on so fourth

Dude 1: "we should go to applebees"
Dude 2: "nah, they took 2 hours for my food and the waitress was rude, applebeesk"

______
Gal 1: "omg theres derek, you should go talk to him"
Gal 2: "no way, hes an ass. Derek k"
___________________

*pissed off in general* "everybody k"

by LacedGasms June 24, 2017

Evelyn

Evelyn is a very quiet person, doesn't really share emotions with others, you would need to be very close to know how she truly feels. When she is sad she wont tell other people that are close to her because she doesn't want to hurt them. She keeps a lot of emotions inside only the one she loves can help her and know her from her heart. If you have her as a girlfriend, don't be an idiot keep her. She is caring, kind, pretty, sexy, hot, teaser and unique last but not least CUTE.

Ain't I just lucky to find such a girl like Evelyn 😊😍

by Evelyn's boyfriend March 28, 2018

DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING

Basically what you do when you're in deep shit, namely when you've been or are about to be v&.

After Ricky was caught with CP on his comp, he decided to cover his tracks as best he could, which was to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 14, 2009