A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
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Edward Hubbard - a mentally retarded, insane psychopath who believes in his own mind that he is famous . He thinks everything and everyone on YouTube have to obey him and make videos that he will ok. He is known for attacking random people , getting attacked back and then crying suicide and playing the victim . Hubbard also feuded with a known YouTuber named Hagyrants who would argue with this retard and try to explain to him to seek help . Hubbard was admitted to a mental hospital after he was banned from YouTube for bullying. Now he’s back entertaining the same 11 retards as before . His views are shit and he has zero friends . He is also engaged to his 565 pound first cousin named Sabrina .
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The Main character of the hit anime/manga Full Metal Alchemist. He travels with his Brother Alphones Elric to find the philosifers stone. He lost his Leg when trying to appempt Human Transmutation, one of the greatest sins in Alchemy. Later when he transmusted his brothers body into a peice of armor lost his arm. Doesnt like to be teased about his hieght.
by Kyle C. June 29, 2005
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