woman ears

1. Interpreting a comment to be the opposite of what is intended.

2. When a statement is taken to have the worst possible meaning, especially in the case of a complement.

He said she looked nice today, but all her woman ears heard was she usually looks terrible, has a fat butt, dresses like a whore, and wears too much / not enough make up.

by Miss Chievous November 10, 2008

ankles-to-ears

A man both attractive and charming enough to make even a lady forgo all preliminaries and just have sex.

James Purefoy and Johnny Depp are real ankles-to-ears guys as far as I'm concerned.

by meganelizabeth July 14, 2005

Koala Ears

Australian slang for the pubic hair sticking out on either side of a bikini.

Hey mate, check out those koala ears!

by Nightsguy June 24, 2009

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005

iPod Ears

When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.

Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...

by Mr.Cheesy June 14, 2007

Nigger Ears

When someone listens to all black music

He got Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West his iPod, he got some nigger ears

by J-to-the-immay October 22, 2007