dykester

A dykester is an amalgamation of the dyke and hipster, and a cousin of the mod. Dykesters can be seen dressed mostly as male hipsters, with the occasional femme element, such as the 1920's bob. Dykesters clash with both hipsters (because hipsters are boring breeders and therefore heteronormative) and dykes (because dykes typically have poor taste in music and fashion). Dykesters are a tiny, exclusive, but burgeoning subculture that can be expected to enter the mainstream through its own reality show in the next year or two.

Dykester 1: "Did you see Dylan at the art opening last week? She was wearing *docs* with her hoodie and blazer. Docs are so...ugh."
Dykester 2: (smoking a cigar) "I think that's grounds for dismissal."

by augusta snogthrottle February 15, 2006

dyketease

A straight girl who flirts with lesbians.

Did you see Jeannie hitting on Kim and then going off with that guy? What a dyketease.

by Alm0nd January 5, 2008

flukey dukey

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.

I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.

by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010

Dukey

A really big and messy shit. It will usually make the whole bathroom smell like shit for 1-3 days.

"Hey Dude! Wanna go play some ball?" " Nah man, maybe after I take my Dukey!"

by TmoneyTheRealO.G January 4, 2015

turbo dyke

A term referring to an overtly masculine lesbian, often associated with the hatred of men for outpenising them.

That she-cop was a serious turbo dyke.

by Alleander August 25, 2006

Dyke Jones

A.K.A Mike Jones

The term Dyke Jones was popularized by you could say "Rival" ex swisha house Chamillionaire. Used on Mixtape Messiah to rap back, and sure as hell " served " his ass up.

A "down south" rapper, who's lyrics are child play. He repeats his lyrics, and his name over and over. He thinks hes running the game, but truly hes a fake bastard.

Chamillionaire
No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked
When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck
You know why I'm here, to take my respect
You can't get next, I came to plex
So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Who? Dyke Jones

by Austin AK October 10, 2005

dykeboo

a non lesbian who wants to be a lesbian very badly. they will try to involve themselves in lesbian discourse that doesn’t affect them at all, and will use slurs that were historically used against lesbians.

just saw jessica invalidating lesbians on twitter again.... she’s such a dykeboo.

by shooter for vivi May 15, 2020