Dry Mushrooms

Mushrooms that are in fact not dry but more wet than lake Garda.

Gennaro Contaldo: uh jus gonna puuut dis hAnful of Dry Mushrooms from this bUllful (bowlful) of cold water and leave to dry some more on the side.

Antonio Carluccio: Ah Das wanderfAl Gennaro, be nice in a Risotto one.

by otmazletov February 13, 2013

Dry Stalker

A person who has previously had no connections through social media that suddenly made accounts to specifically stalk someone they like.

Dude, Bimal is such a Dry Stalker, he only made an account to stalk Bryanna

by LickyBB December 03, 2016

Dry Texter

Someone who can’t hold a texting conversation to save their fucking life.

Kara made me want to deep fry my left hand because she kept replying with “lol”. She’s such a dry texter.

by Kingsmith3 July 15, 2020

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 28, 2003

dry ender

A bowel movement so long that one end protrudes out of the toilet water.

After three days of being backed up, I dropped a massive dry ender.

by bob nice April 21, 2006

Dry bread

the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat

Ew, I don't wanna eat that dry bread!

by Galinial December 02, 2020

Dry Five

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.

by TSM19046 June 26, 2020